Girls are having a sister sleepover in Gennie’s room. 5:00 a.m. Gen, in her super indignant voice: Carrie has to go to her room. She woke me up and she said something very bad. She told me that I’m very small! Carrie: well she can’t pick me up! Mom: you guys are both very big and strong but you need to go back to bed Carrie: Well I have to go to my room because I hit her. Mom: You can finish the sleepover.* 5:02 a.m. Mom hears Gen crying. Mom: what happened? Gen: Carrie kicked me in the head! Carrie: I was going to get her an ice pack. Carrie is now sobbing because Mom made her finish sleeping in her own room. 6:00 p.m.: Both girls request another Sister Sleepover. *Mom does not make good decisions at 5 a.m.
Things C said to me when I was lying in her bed and she was supposed to be napping: Are you want a book? [gets 60 books] Please put my sock on mommy. You have a booger. [No I don't, sweetie] It’s light outside. It’s morning! Time to get up! Please put my udder sock on mommy. Are you poop in my room? [No] Maybe it was daddy. [Nobody pooped in your room, honey). Are you please open the door? I need my boots. I put my skirt on Are you please get my elephant night light? [silence] I’ll get a chair Here’s a monkey for you Are you please open the door? I need to get YOUR boots This is your eye [touches my eye] Raise your hand if you like bananas! Love you pieces