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Sister Sleepover



Girls are having a sister sleepover in Gennie’s room. 

5:00 a.m.

Gen, in her super indignant voice: Carrie has to go to her room. She woke me up and she said something very bad. She told me that I’m very small!

Carrie: well she can’t pick me up!

Mom: you guys are both very big and strong but you need to go back to bed

Carrie: Well I have to go to my room because I hit her.

Mom: You can finish the sleepover.*

5:02 a.m.
Mom hears Gen crying.

Mom: what happened?

Gen: Carrie kicked me in the head!

Carrie: I was going to get her an ice pack.

Carrie is now sobbing because Mom made her finish sleeping in her own room.

6:00 p.m.: Both girls request another Sister Sleepover.

*Mom does not make good decisions at 5 a.m.

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