Things C said to me when I was lying in her bed and she was supposed to be napping: Are you want a book? [gets 60 books] Please put my sock on mommy. You have a booger. [No I don't, sweetie] It’s light outside. It’s morning! Time to get up! Please put my udder sock on mommy. Are you poop in my room? [No] Maybe it was daddy. [Nobody pooped in your room, honey). Are you please open the door? I need my boots. I put my skirt on Are you please get my elephant night light? [silence] I’ll get a chair Here’s a monkey for you Are you please open the door? I need to get YOUR boots This is your eye [touches my eye] Raise your hand if you like bananas! Love you pieces